Archive for November, 2007

A Rubbish Post

One of the first things you notice here is that there are no bins in the streets. You finish an ice cream and wander for hours with the sticky wrapper in your hand, eyes darting, searching for a bin that never appears. Why? Firstly, people don’t often eat in the streets here, but for me, that never explained the total absence of bins. Then I read this brilliant article, and it all made sense.

In Japan, sorting rubbish is big news. The article above does a better job than I ever could of describing it, but suffice to say that my old Irish habits of chucking everything in the one bag just don’t cut it anymore. Here’s a shot of 3 of the sub-categories into which rubbish must be sorted, according to my local rubbish authority:

Rubbish Categories

So I tried to be a good citizen, and keep my burnables far away from my non-burnables, my PET bottles far from my cans, but a while later this letter came through the door of every apartment in my block.

A Friendly Letter

After some fiddling on translation sites and scribbling on the letter, I realised it was something to this effect:

Some miscreant has been placing rubbish bags in the rubbish cage without writing their name on them. If this does not stop, we will be forced to open the bags and sort through the rubbish for personally identifiable material.

Jaysus.

So needless to say, I have been writing my name loud and proud on my bags since. But that wasn’t enough.

Bringing out my neatly labelled rubbish one day, I noticed there were quite a few bags in the rubbish cage. All mine. And all with little yellow notes.

Turns out my decision that plastics should go in the “non-burnable” category was wrong. Plastics, ladies and gentlemen, are burnable, and if you forget that, your rubbish will be left in the cage, covered in illegible yellow notes.

So after a long session rummaging through my last 2 weeks of domestic waste, I was back in compliance.

Then again, my situation is not the worst. I have heard of foreigners who no longer have the right to put their rubbish out for collection at all due to repeated sorting violations, and have to deliver their rubbish direct to the depot and have it checked for sorting errors while they wait.

This is the real reason why there are no bins on the streets here. If there were, do you think people would spend hours sorting their rubbish into several bags by category? Indeed not. Direct to the public bin, do not pass Go, do not collect $200. Here’s a quote from the article above:

In Yokohama, after a few neighborhoods started sorting last year, some residents stopped throwing away their trash at home. Garbage bins at parks and convenience stores began filling up mysteriously with unsorted trash.

“So we stopped putting garbage bins in the parks,” said Masaki Fujihira, who oversees the promotion of trash sorting at Yokohama City’s family garbage division.

So there you have it. I’m a full-time rubbish sorter, with a sideline in high school English teaching!

The Advantages

What’s so great about being here?

Ridiculously cheap sushi

Here’s a quick video of a crowd of us at Genki Sushi Genki Sushi logo (courtesy of Lauren), wolfing down ¥105 plates of salmon, tuna, shrimp tempura - mmmm! For reference, that’s 63 euro cents for two pieces of sushi. AND you’re not limited to what happens to appear on the conveyor belt - you can order anything you like using a touch screen machine. Very non-confrontational, which is perfect for those of us who are struggling to say “my name is”, let alone order several varieties of sushi!

Code breaking
Japanese is seriously hard to read. And somehow, that’s part of the fun. Things drop through my mailbox every day; I collect them and bring them to teachers at my school for explanations. One which I was pretty sure was junk mail turned out to be a message from the town “lock checker” - he was congratulating me on the fact that my door was locked when he came around to check. It reminded me of the wallet inspector from the Simpsons - seems like a great excuse if you’re a thief and get caught!


So part of the fun is when my complete lack of understanding allows for big surprises - I guess at the meaning from context (the letter looked like junk mail), and the real meaning (lock checker) comes out of the blue and hits me for six!


The other fun part is that when you finally start to understand some of the symbols; the wiggly lines start to make some sense, and the feeling of having broken a code, the feeling of accomplishment, is well past any I’ve had with languages so far.

Pure Japanese madness
One of the big reasons I came here was because I felt it was so different, and it hasn’t disappointed. Let’s take, for example, washlets - toilets with a set of controls as shown below - they make a whirring sound and pop out a spray beneath you. Fine if you’re present, but I’ve heard of people testing how far it sprays if no-one is there, and the answer is: pretty far. I’m reliably informed that washlets in female restrooms have a “music button”, which should be pressed to mask any unladylike sounds. Apparently, it’s an environmental protection measure - ladies previously used extra flushes to mask these sounds, wasting huge amounts of water.

Washlet Controls

Next up is this guy, Kojima Yoshio. He appears on TV naked except for a Speedo, and sings stories about how something went wrong, but he doesn’t care - “demo sonna no kankee nee”! My students would gladly sit and watch me repeat that catchphrase all day, but something tells me it wouldn’t advance their English education too much! See below for a clip of him - takes a minute before he starts singing…


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The list of strange and interesting things goes on and on, but that’s a good start for now - let me know what you think!